Early on, men have to make a choice: am I gonna kill my fellow men or am I gonna fuck 'em? If you're a fan of TIM, you've chosen the latter -- 'make love, not war' as the glorious hippies said long ago -- and we applaud your wisdom, brothers! You may like to dominate, you may need to submit. You might have a life-load of semen bursting non-stop out of your swinging dick and udder-heavy ball sack. Or you might have learned the bliss of laying back and opening your holes to any taker, a holy man submitting to all the gods who walk the earth. We live to support and document man's highest evolutionary choice: fuck men, have sex wherever, whenever, however you can get it. If you recognize yourself in these words, well, my friend, that's because THIS IS YOU.